50shadezofcarter:

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

(Source: 50shadezofcarter, via vampirekitties)

queerchesters:

arterialspurt:

queerchesters:

fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping

(via homophobic)

officialrichardnixon:

facts that cannot be disputed

  • ur cute as heck
  • ur very important
  • ur laugh is really cute oh my god
  • ur a perfect version of yourself

(via waiting-for-our-happy-ending)

kingsleyyy:

this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything image

(via vampirekitties)

milestaylorcosplay:

midorimashintarou:

clock: 3am

me: image

I SEE THIS ON MY DASH LITERALLY EVERY NIGHT AT APPROXIMATELY 3 AM AND IT NEVER CEASES TO BE FUNNY

(Source: ghoulbit, via depressed-procrastinator)